👑Reigning Unemployed King
Queen of Nothing
Lv.5 Veteran of the Void
Professionally losing since Jul 2026.
Applied
50
Rejected
30
Ghosted
7
Interviews
2
Offers
0
The funnel (more of a slide)
Applied
50
Heard back
32
Interview
2
Offer
0
Fastest rejection
52 min
personal best, frame it
Avg days to rejection
19.6
the anticipation is the best part
Longest ghost
109 days
of pure, uninterrupted silence
🎖️ Badges (6 earned)
First Blood
Took your first rejection. The market has officially acknowledged your existence.
Speedrunner
Rejected within 24 hours of applying. They really made time for you.
Any% World Record
Applied → rejected in under an hour. That's a personal best. Frame it.
Serial Applicant
50 applications and counting. The Easy Apply button fears you.
Iron Streak
7 consecutive weeks with at least one rejection. Consistency is everything.
Wait, An Interview?
An actual human wants to talk to you. Don't blow it.
🪦 The graveyard (latest 8 closures)
- Weyland-Yutani ghostedafter 52 days
- Monsters Inc ghostedafter 56 days
- Hooli rejectedafter 19 days
- Soylent Corp rejectedafter 18 days
- Umbrella Corp rejectedafter 17 days
- Gekko & Co rejectedafter 15 days
- Aperture Science rejectedafter 14 days
- Cyberdyne Systems rejectedafter 13 days